December 2011
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guro-tan:
“beauty trends that men hate”
God forbid we wear makeup for reasons other than boys
What Christmas Means to Me...
Getting home and immediately opening presents from my brothers….helloooo complete set of Lord of the Rings Pez dispensers and plastic pig bank from Korea without a slot for money.
Getting a hand cramp from scratching the dog’s back/butt.
Eating handfuls of dehydrated marshmallows.
Getting monster themed oven mitts from my brother’s girlfriend. Best Christmas present ever!
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I wish I wasn't a snob.
I wish I could look past Mowhawk co-worker’s urge to get a tribal tattoo.
I wish I could get past his love of rap-rock, Linkin Park and Fred Durst.
I wish I wish I wish.
Because he’s such a nice guy. A little mouthy, but I like mouthy. Just…..god I am not going to be able to look past these flaws…..
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Work Christmas Parties
I’m slightly inebriated from a work party and I just want Mowhawk Co-worker to come over and do me so hard I can’t feel my hands or feet. Which happened exactly a week ago. But he is a volunteer fire fighter and EMT and thinks this gives him a super hero like power….and I just want to squint my eyes and say, “really? really?”
But that strut he has. It almost makes up...
