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Likes tiny plastic food and dwarf hamsters. Has a slightly-too-large head which makes buying hats difficult. |
(via monsterinblacktights)
(via monsterinblacktights)
(Source: thriftstoreapocalypse, via teardropsinmytea)
doorhingeteeth asked: Lmfao that would be awesome! But what do I need old lady shoes for o.o?
We can throw them at people! The pointy toes are excellent projectile weapons.
(via doorhingeteeth)
(Source: fearlessknightsandfairytales)
(via monsterousgirl)
—a coffin purse
—chocolate covered raspberry peeps
(Source: hearts4ndstuff)
CHRISTINA IN WONDERLAND
There Is A Place, Like No Place On Earth.
Christina Aguilera as ALICE
Beyoncé as THE RED QUEEN
Britney Spears as THE WHITE QUEEN
:3
i had a dream about a domesticated cat that was about half as tall as me and swam and hunted fish. it was amazing.

Gone bananas (Taken with Instagram at Speakeasy Art Gallery)
I tell myself, “I will not text him. I will wait for him to text me.” IT NEVER HAPPENS.